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[themis.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, DEAN MARTIN IS MOLESTING FRANK SINATRA.

(I mean, I knew he had a drinking problem but I didn't know it was that sort of drinking problem.)

Also. Sammy David Jr. is way better than Frank. Which is why I don't have any of his CDs. Uh.

[lyredenfers.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy, NO ONE is better than Frank! Sammy only wishes he were that cool.

Except maybe Gaeta, he could take Sinatra.

[themis.livejournal.com]

Sammy totally could take Sinatra. Sammy could be Sinatra if he really wanted to, which he doesn't, because he is so amazingly cool being Sammy Davis Jr. I once saw this PBS special in which Sammy Davis Jr. did killer impressions of every single member of the Rat Pack + Bing Crosby. It was AMAZING. Plus, he was the only good part in Ocean's 11.

I don't know, Gaeta might try to get Sinatra to follow rules and the Sinatra would bring in his mob connections and Gaeta's pretty face would get messed up. Why did I just think about Sinatra/Baltar? Oh, why, brain, why?

[lyredenfers.livejournal.com]

Haha, Sinatra wouldn't need his mob connections. He'd just be like "Look kid, I'll give you a sailor suit if you stop bothering me." And Gaeta would perk up, all "Can we do On the Town duets? Please, please?" I bet he could do them all by heart, or could if Sinatra was part of the colonies, which is why his parents sent him to join the military. Alessandro Juliani was trained as an opera singer though, I'd love to see him singing on BSG. Musical episode!Gaius and Frank can totally bond over their women problems.

If Sammy ever tried to take Sinatra, they'd probably just end up sitting in some expensive bar, very drunk and making up obscene lyrics to their biggest hits, and doing "remember when"s. Don't want to wrinkle those suits... And then the next day, the mob would put a hit out on Sammy. Except that the cigarettes get him first. (FOUR PACKS A DAY?)

[themis.livejournal.com]

OH MAN. I would pay good money to see a musical BSG episode. With or without sailor suits. (Gaeta probably likes Pal Joey better. Because he likes to pretend he's a hard living...night-club singer. I think that's Joey's job. Yeah. A hard living night-club singer who attracts sleeps with Rita Hayworth and Kim Novak.) Oh, man, oh, man, I need to stop before I concoct some sort of Lee/Kara Guys and Dolls thing. (Kara is Sky, obviously.)

Someday I will write an essay about how unconvincing Kim Novak is as the virginal Linda. I just want to yell "WE'VE SEEN VERTIGO and BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE, KIM. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING US. WE KNOW YOU'RE A BOMBSHELL." You know? Even though she made those movies after.

I sort of think that all Sinatra's biggest hits started out with the obscene lyrics already in there and then were cleaned up for the public.