I am nothing of a builder

I'm applying to a camp job in Algonquin park which is totally I Want to Go Home. Oh, the shame. I'm betraying the Rudy Millers everywhere. (Not that there are Rudy Millers everywhere, though that would be all kinds of awesome.) And I would totally enjoy it, too, which is even worse. I am a willing clone! Though the bit on the website that details all things prohibited fills me with so, so much fear. I haven't gone anywhere without my cell phone in four years... Why yes, I AM a big baby. Why do you ask?

All cats love jam! All boys love camp!