I am nothing of a builder

So (she asked all casual, and ignoring the non-sequitor), say two TP characters were having sex in The Chamber of the Ordeal. Who would they be?

Jonathan and Thayet?
Jonathan and Keladry?
Keladry and Wyldon?
Wyldon and Duke Gareth?
Other? (Please specify)

I can't do polls, so we're going to have to do this old skool. Please comment with your answers! (And direct others over here too, if you so feel inclined. The more the merrier.)